Yeah, I'm A Bird T-Shirt – Funny Government Conspiracy Graphic Tee
$39.99
$45.00
Size charts
T-ShirtsSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest18"20"22"24"26"28"
Length28"29"30"31"32"33"
Actual product measurements may vary up to 1" (2.5cm).
Shipping
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Yeah, I’m A Bird — Nothing to See Here. Move Along.
They told you birds were real. They lied. The "Yeah, I’m A Bird" T-Shirt exposes the truth about our feathered government surveillance units — B.I.R.D: Bio-engineered Intelligence Recon Device. Printed on premium 205 gsm cotton right here in Canada, because the truth deserves quality.
You are under 24-hour video surveillance.
Why You'll Love It
- 👕 Premium 205 gsm cotton — heavyweight feel, soft against the skin, built to last
- 🔍 Detailed conspiracy-style graphic — pigeon, NOTICE label, and full B.I.R.D. breakdown
- 📏 True-to-size unisex fit — available in S to 5XL
- 🌟 Two colourways — Classic Black & Clean White
- 🇨🇦 Printed & shipped from Canada
- 🎁 The perfect gift — for conspiracy theorists, meme lords, and anyone who side-eyes pigeons
Product Details
- Material: 100% cotton, 205 gsm
- Colours: Black, White
- Fit: Unisex, runs true to size
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Birds aren’t real. But this shirt is. Wear the truth.
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★★★★★Great print quality and the tee feels soft.
Store reviewCanada customer
★★★★★Fast shipping, true to size, exactly the vibe I wanted.
Store reviewANDUVU customer
★★★★★Clean print and easy checkout. I would order again.
Store reviewNew drop fan
★★★★★The shirt arrived looking just like the mockup.
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